A clothing typology for the night or how you make your bed, so you love

Eine Bekleidungs-Typologie zur Nacht oder wie man sich bettet, so liebt man

Ready for hibernation? Together with Onedaybaby (You can read the interview with the founder Sabine Enders HERE) we have put together a little sleepyhead typology. The Hamburg label stands for vegan hand care products and is now launching a very chic loungewear collection for women. We were very excited because all pieces are also suitable for home office and bring your personal indoor chic way to the front. Speaking of chill & sleep... The characteristic features of a person can be quite well read from the dress code in bed. Let's take a look at the different types. Have fun!

 Loose-fit Pajamas by OnedaybabyLoose-fit Pajamas by Onedaybaby

 

1. Washed-out T-shirt with tour print
Down-to-earth, confident, tattoo in the bikini area not excluded. She has no problem sleeping alone – maybe the dog is in bed too? When she has company, there's wild kissing, but the foreplay shouldn't be too long because she likes it rough and definitely reaches climax before him (impossible to miss). Afterwards, please don't forget the position change; her stamina is feared.

2. Discarded Silk Blouse
"Honey, if you want sex today, please get to the point quickly... I had a tiring day and have to get up early tomorrow," she says. In bed, darling wears her discarded Chloé blouse – after all, the piece was expensive but now it's too
very "last season." She quickly checks the iPhone, sets it to airplane mode, and indulges in a sweet spooning session (also called a regular scheduled fuck). Harmonized like this, she sleeps much more relaxed and works even more efficiently at the next meeting.

3. Lover's Undershirt
Unfortunately, he doesn't live in the neighborhood. But they consistently share frequent flyer miles and see each other at most once a month on weekends. Those times are thoroughly celebrated, and they barely get out of bed due to all the lovemaking. Two annoying lovebirds who can't keep their hands off each other even while shopping for provisions in front of the refrigerated counter. After an intense 36 hours, she gets a "honeymoon" cystitis and as a trophy, his sweaty favorite undershirt. She then bravely sleeps in it alone for the next two weeks. This classic can easily handle a few tears, both cried and uncried. 

Outfit: Cozy Tanktop & Slim-Fit Jog Pants by Onedaybaby

4. Well-behaved Pajamas
Thorough tooth brushing with gargling and spitting sounds, methodical hair brushing, fluffing pillows and blankets while airing the room. The novel and the glass of water positioned. "Darling, are you (perhaps) already asleep?" A quiet snore in response. A routine choreography follows, a firm penis grip, and she knows whether John Irving will have to stand in or her husband. He has had a fever for days and lovingly tugs her pajama pants southward. The top stays on.

Pyjama Top: Productivity even in Pyjamas

5. Designer negligee
She preferably lies in a Dolce-&-Gabbana scent cloud, the foreplay has already begun with champagne in the restaurant. Before that, she has been plucking and creaming herself for three days, perfection is what she offers, perfection is what she expects. An apparently demanding lover who is hard to unsettle. The negligee breaks hearts but falls unhappily in love with the guy who secretly dreams of his affair with the faded T-shirt.

6. Onion look with cashmere socks
This sporty dynamo runs at full speed all day to get cold feet in the evening. She then puts them into cashmere socks and also rests her always perfectly manicured feet on a hot water bottle (which also wears cashmere). Several layers of discarded jogging outfits – the quality fabric must be soft and pleasantly thin from frequent washing – cover her remarkable six-pack and well-trained thighs. Some of this species even sleep with a hat, as the bedroom window remains consistently open even at subzero temperatures. Watch out! For sex, Sporty Spice casually leaves one leg in the jogging pants. You have to take off her socks with your mouth... then she gets a laughing fit and both reach their best form. After the marathon wrestling match, the little ice princess wants to be wrapped up again – she thanks you in the morning with a Caffe Latte at the bed.

7. Naked
Warning, symbiosis desired! Here, on a perceived 90-centimeter bed width, there is only one blanket, one pillow, and no escape. The uninhibited nature child also likes to walk naked through the apartment and provocatively places a foot on the edge of the chair at the breakfast table. Watch her consciously while eating – she makes no distinction between meat and meat. This will be great fun, you just have to like it and signal permanent readiness, because emotional distance is not tolerated.

Did you recognize yourself? Then tell us, which type you are!

And if you have now fallen in love with the new Chill & Sleep collection from Onedaybaby, you get a "Hand Cleanser" free with every order using the code: SOSUE. Enjoy shopping!

Hand Cleanser from Onedaybaby

 Read more about Onedaybaby and the founder Sabine Enders HERE in the SoSUE interview

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